This British man was going up against the police when he got hit with a bit of friendly fire right in the bollocks. For context, there were riots yesterday in Southport, England after several unconfirmed social media posts about a recent attack went viral. Never ones to let a social media conspiracy *not* rot their brains, every geezer in the area hit the streets and started yelling about whatever came to their minds (spoiler: it was usually racist).

These people were then met by police, who promptly shielded themselves with riot gear. Not happy about this, these old folks began throwing things at the cops — and hitting their fellow angry men square in the teabags.